Thursday, December 21, 2006

Monty Burns - See My Vest

Burns: Some men hunt for sport.
Others hunt for food.
The only thing I'm hunting for
Is an outfit that looks good.
[Smithers turns on a spotlight]
Burns: See...my...vest!
See my vest!
Made from real gorilla chest!
Feel this sweater,
There's no better
Than authentic Irish setter!
See this hat?
'Twas my cat!
My evening wear? Vampire bat!
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino!
Grizzly bear underwear!
Turtles' necks, I've got my share!
Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest!
Try my red robin suit!
It comes on breast or two!
See my vest! See my vest! See my vest!
[Burns begins a one man kickline.]
Burns: Like my loafers?
Former gophers!
It was that, or skin, my chauferres,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best!
So let's prepare these dogs!
[The nanny from 101 Dalmations appears]
Nanny: Kill two for matching clogs!
Burns: See my vest! See my vest!
Oh, please, won't you see...my...vest!
[end of song]
Burns: I really like the vest.
Smithers: I gathered, yeah.

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